Random Battle Series #1

Green vs The Bull Cow

Rules: Random Battle
your gay dad sent out Rayquaza (lvl 100 Rayquaza).
ERECTION13 sent out Deoxys-f (lvl 100 Deoxys-f).
Deoxys-f is exerting its pressure!
ERECTION13: EPIC
your gay dad: EPIC
Rayquaza used Substitute.
Rayquaza lost 25% of its health.
Rayquaza made a substitute!
Deoxys-f used Trick Room.
Deoxys-f twisted the dimensions!
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your gay dad: HOLY JIZZ
ERECTION13: xD
ERECTION13 switched in Cleffa (lvl 100 Cleffa ?).
Rayquaza used Energy Ball.
Cleffa lost 49% of its health.
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your gay dad: lets save this log
Cleffa used Dig.
Cleffa dug a hole!
Rayquaza used Brick Break.
Rayquaza's attack missed!
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ERECTION13: xD
Cleffa used Dig.
It doesn't affect Rayquaza...
Rayquaza used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Cleffa lost 167% of its health.
ERECTION13's Cleffa fainted.
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ERECTION13: ddnt have anything else to atk with lmao
ERECTION13 switched in Bayleef (lvl 100 Bayleef ?).
your gay dad switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Bayleef used Frustration.
Heracross lost 19% of its health.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
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your gay dad switched in Weedle (lvl 100 Weedle ?).
Bayleef used Iron Tail.
Bayleef's attack missed!
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your gay dad: lol
ERECTION13: ok..thats epic.
your gay dad: only 3 moves
Weedle used Bug Bite.
It's super effective!
Bayleef lost 29% of its health.
Bayleef used Frustration.
A critical hit!
Weedle lost 110% of its health.
your gay dad's Weedle fainted.
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your gay dad switched in Wigglytuff (lvl 100 Wigglytuff ?).
Wigglytuff used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Bayleef lost 95% of its health.
ERECTION13's Bayleef fainted.
Wigglytuff lost 10% of its health.
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ERECTION13 switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Blissey used Giga Impact.
Wigglytuff lost 18% of its health.
Wigglytuff used Doubleslap.
Blissey lost 7% of its health.
Blissey lost 7% of its health.
Hit 2 time(s)!
Wigglytuff lost 10% of its health.
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your gay dad switched in Nincada (lvl 100 Nincada ?).
Blissey must recharge!
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Blissey used Tail Whip.
Nincada's defence was lowered.
Nincada used Bug Bite.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 44% of its health.
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Blissey used Giga Impact.
Nincada lost 50% of its health.
Nincada used Bug Bite.
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
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Blissey must recharge!
Nincada used Bug Bite.
Blissey lost 20% of its health.
ERECTION13's Blissey fainted.
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ERECTION13 switched in Bellossom (lvl 100 Bellossom ?).
Bellossom used Petal Dance.
Bellossom went on a rampage!
Nincada lost 167% of its health.
your gay dad's Nincada fainted.
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your gay dad switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Heracross used Substitute.
Heracross lost 25% of its health.
Heracross made a substitute!
Bellossom used Petal Dance.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Heracross!
Bellossom's rampage ended.
Bellossom became confused!
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Heracross used Tackle.
Bellossom lost 15% of its health.
Bellossom is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bellossom lost 14% of its health.
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Heracross used Tackle.
Bellossom lost 18% of its health.
Bellossom is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bellossom lost 12% of its health.
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Heracross used Tackle.
Bellossom lost 17% of its health.
Bellossom is confused!
Bellossom used Flail.
The substitute took damage for Heracross!
Heracross's substitute faded!
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Heracross used Tackle.
Heracross's attack missed!
Bellossom is confused!
Bellossom used Flail.
Heracross lost 22% of its health.
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Heracross used Tackle.
Bellossom lost 18% of its health.
Bellossom snapped out of confusion!
Bellossom used Flail.
Heracross lost 43% of its health.
your gay dad's Heracross fainted.
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your gay dad switched in Rayquaza (lvl 100 Rayquaza).
Rayquaza used Substitute.
Rayquaza lost 25% of its health.
Rayquaza made a substitute!
Bellossom used Flail.
The substitute took damage for Rayquaza!
Rayquaza's substitute faded!
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Rayquaza used Rock Tomb.
Bellossom lost 27% of its health.
ERECTION13's Bellossom fainted.
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ERECTION13 switched in Shiftry (lvl 100 Shiftry ?).
Shiftry used Rock Tomb.
It's super effective!
Rayquaza lost 21% of its health.
Rayquaza's speed was lowered.
Rayquaza used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Shiftry lost 81% of its health.
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your gay dad switched in Wigglytuff (lvl 100 Wigglytuff ?).
Shiftry used Rock Tomb.
Shiftry's attack missed!
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Shiftry used Protect.
Shiftry protected itself!
Wigglytuff used Fire Punch.
Shiftry protected itself!
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Shiftry used Rock Tomb.
Wigglytuff lost 14% of its health.
Wigglytuff's speed was lowered.
Wigglytuff used Bounce.
Wigglytuff bounced up!
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Shiftry used Protect.
Shiftry protected itself!
Wigglytuff used Bounce.
Shiftry protected itself!
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Shiftry used Protect.
Shiftry protected itself!
Wigglytuff used Fire Punch.
Shiftry protected itself!
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Shiftry used Rock Tomb.
Wigglytuff lost 13% of its health.
Wigglytuff's speed was lowered.
Wigglytuff used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Shiftry lost 46% of its health.
ERECTION13's Shiftry fainted.
Wigglytuff lost 10% of its health.
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ERECTION13 switched in Deoxys-f (lvl 100 Deoxys-f).
Deoxys-f is exerting its pressure!
your gay dad: gg lol
Deoxys-f used Aerial Ace.
Wigglytuff lost 28% of its health.
your gay dad's Wigglytuff fainted.
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your gay dad switched in Plusle (lvl 100 Plusle ?).
Deoxys-f used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Plusle lost 34% of its health.
Plusle used Swagger.
Deoxys-f's attack was sharply raised.
Deoxys-f became confused!
Deoxys-f's Lum Berry cured its Confusion!
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your gay dad: ****
Deoxys-f used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Plusle lost 70% of its health.
your gay dad's Plusle fainted.
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ERECTION13: haha
your gay dad switched in Rayquaza (lvl 100 Rayquaza).
Deoxys-f used Aerial Ace.
Rayquaza lost 42% of its health.
your gay dad's Rayquaza fainted.
ERECTION13 wins!

i lold

GG