This is my first RMT. Bear with me.
This team was originally a brown pokemon team, only I used Heatran and Mamoswine. This cut the team's integrity in any tier, so I cut the OUs, added some UUs, changed a few other pokes, and called it a UU team. Semi-Sunny Day, Semi-Stupidity, this team will probably be the only thing that fails harder than even Runner. Note that if I don't specify my IVs, they're 31s. Also, YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE.
The 1337 Lead:
Hell Yes the Lonely Shedinja @ Focus Sash (no gender)
Wonder Guard
252 attack, 252 speed, 6 defense
-Baton Pass
-Sunny Day
-Toxic
-Will-o-Wisp
Possibly my failest lead yet, this Shedinja is mostly just used to set up Sunny Day where applicable and otherwise LEAVE. It can also cripple offensive leads, assuming it lives, and can be saved for later as a statuser. Feel free to suggest leads, I enjoy disregarding the reality that I need a better lead.
Just kidding, the bug's probably gonna go, but I think I'll keep it for now for two reasons:
1.It could still work
2.TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Back to the team.
Doggeh!
Duchess the Quiet Arcanine @ Leftovers (f)
Flash Fire
96 hp, 100 attack, 100 sp. attack, 214 speed
-Sunny Day/Morning Sun
-Solarbeam/Morning Sun
-Extremespeed
-Flamethrower
This is my tank-ish Mixed Arcanine, named after my (now deceased) pet dog. She's designed to be a bit bulky, and I'm a bit iffy on the set. One thing I can't choose is which move, if any, to remove for Morning Sun. This is classical "Four-Move-Slot" Syndrome, and I'm really pissed about it. I'm thinking of removing Sunny Day, but I'll let the dear readers choose. Otherwise, I try to feign either Physical- or Special-only sets, then hit the incoming wall with the opposite type of move for epic win. Then Duchess gets owned by a counter or something.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT WITH KEVYN AND HIS MESPRITS
Annoyance the Bold Mesprit @ Leftovers (screw item clause :3) (no gender)
Levitate
252 hp, 252 defense, 6 sp. attack
30 sp. attack IV
-Calm Mind
-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-Stealth Rock
To make up for my lack of Stealth Rock lead, I put it on my old set for Mesprit, forgoing my Psychic. Anybody who's faced Smexy the Mespy in battle can attest that this set is VERY annoying to face, and can easily stall out a CM Cress. Then my wifi acts up and D/C's
(it's happenned)
Finally We See The Frigging Spinner
Headache the Adamant Hitmontop @ Leftovers (m)
Technician
252 hp, 40 attack, 18 defense, 200 sp. defense
-Bulk Up
-Pursuit
-Mach Punch
-Rapid Spin
This set attempts bulk and spinning at the same time. Basically, switch in on Houndoom or something (with sunny day not on, hopefully) or any other dark attack (aimed at Mesprit?) and spin the rocks away. Then, show up later and tank the sh*t out of your opponents with Bulk Up and lefties, using Technician to boost your otherwise weak attacks.
This guy is a Narutard, too? Oh no...
Jiraiya the Modest Shiftry @ Heat Rock (m)
Chlorophyll
252 speed, 252 sp. attack, 6 defense
30 attack IV, 30 speed IV, 30 sp. attack IV
-Dark Pulse
-Hidden Power [Fire]
-Solarbeam
-Sunny Day
This is meant to be my most reliable Sunny Day user.
You lost.
Anyways, this Pokemon sets up Sunny Day (STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!) and, afterwards, tries to kill something, ANYTHING, before it gets killed.
Oh thank God it's the last Pokemon
Bananas the Modest Tropius @ Life Orb (m)
Chlorophyll
252 hp, 112 speed, 146 sp. attack
-Air Slash
-Leech Seed
-Solarbeam
-Substitute
I just realised how slow this team is. Cr*p. Anyways, this thing is meant to have Sunny Day behind it, boosting its speed so it can attampt a sweep whilst also tanking the sh*t out of my opponent with Leech Seed and Substitute. On a side note, leeches don't suck blood, bloodsuckers do. This is why you should watch Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Its informative and educational.
You just lost again.
Well, that's my fail team. Feel free to post constructive criticism. Come on. Do it.
I SAID DO IT! DO IT!
-Kevyn
